ONLY IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA...

The local Green Bay television station had a feature warning of the dangers of going barechested at the Packers' game. The weather forecast for Sunday's game is a high of 6 degrees, snow flurries, and a wind chill of minus ten degrees. To be sure, there will be a cadre of beer-soaked, soft-bellied men, shirtless and shouting "woo hoo." This is mandatory, like Uncle Sam on the Fourth of July, or Santa Claus at Christmas. The Red Cross will be at the ready with nipple defrosters for Cheesehead casualties.

WE Wisconsinites always like to defeat a New York team, and there have been so few chances lately.